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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 12:10

So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Then came..
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
No way
Stanford Scientists Develop Game-Changing New Way To Treat Stroke - SciTechDaily
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?