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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 12:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some signs that a therapist may have poor boundaries with their clients?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Can we see your heels?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Why are German films often so formulaic even though Germany is a European culture? I love them but they follow formula very closely like Hollywood. What are the best German films?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

No go.

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

No way

Stanford Scientists Develop Game-Changing New Way To Treat Stroke - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?